9. The creation of an “other side” is just an inferior ancient Near Eastern myth.
8. A literal interpretation of Genesis does not support crossing to the other side.
7. He did not want to disturb what looked likehuman tracks crossing dinosaur tracks in the asphalt until representatives from ICR arrived to confirm the find.
6.Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers were on the other side.
5.Ben Stein’s money was on his side.
4. He did not want to be amonkey’s uncle.
3. He transferred from Calvin College before he could take one ofStephen Matheson‘s biology courses.
2. The street only has the appearance of an “other side.”
And (drum roll, please) …
1. Because an intelligent agency appeared to have designed the road, the other side did not warrant further scientific investigation.